"Munich is famous for its beer, rather than its sex dolls"

Sometimes, I'm just not sure what to say about a story. If ever there was an argument for why people should keep to their own business, this has got to be it.

On an only slightly related note (I'll leave it up to the reader to guess what this has to do with sex dolls), here's a list of all the ways “Britney Spears” is misspelled on Google. Once again, the Interwebnet proves that Britney fans are society's lowest common denominator.

Irony: it's got nothing to do with your washing

My current definition of irony is this statement, written by a student in a lecture summary that I had the privilege to mark:

Proof reading the paper by someone with string English skills is also a good way.

A close second is the news that one of the world's leading experts on bicycle and pedestrian safety was run over by a tour bus while crossing the street. I know, I know; we shouldn't laugh at these things. But they're funny, dammit.

Get ready for more lip-pouting action!

Yes, it's time for another remake of an 80's television series. Obviously they're running out of ideas, because the remake they've chosen means that K.I.T.T. is back… again. If Knight Rider 2000 left you missing David Hasselhoff's pouting antics, there is new hope; Hasselhoff is behind the new Knight Rider movie, so perhaps he'll take the starring role.

Hmmm… or perhaps they're be a new and somewhat different driver for K.I.T.T.