Monthly Archives: April 2002

The zombies are coming! The zombies are coming! Ninety-five percent of Americans live within two miles of a cemetery or mortuary. Most Americans use and value their brains — the natural food of zombies. Ninety percent of zombie related fatalities … Continue reading →

Having trouble putting together your evil plan to dominate the world? Just not sure of where to start your mass destruction and annihilation of the human race? Well worry no longer. Now you can use the Evil Plan Generator. If … Continue reading →

It seems strange that sports news makes headlines, but geeky quantum physics breakthroughs are hardly mentioned in the press. In order to redress this, I've decided to mention the new version of the Heisenberg uncertainty principle formulated and published this … Continue reading →

The world is a very strange place. This week Elmo addressed the US Education Appropriations Subcommittee to convince them to spend more on musical instruments and research within school programs. For those not familiar with Elmo, he is one of … Continue reading →

Scientists are claiming a victory in cloning efficiency. Only 150 or so embryos had to be implanted to get three animals to be born. That's 2%. Out of the three, only two survived because one was “accidently” killed by its … Continue reading →

If Michael Williams, a US Republican candidate, has his way, American citizens could soon be be paying a 1% tax on their science fiction. The tax would provide all of the funding for NASA. Only in America. In related news, … Continue reading →