Monthly Archives: March 2004

Toasted snack, anyone?

Following my current them of embarrassing my friends through use of my camera, here are three things learned over the weekend: Buttercup's easter Bilby Kids buns, containing no fruit or peel, are the whitest substance known to mankind: Buttercup's easter … Continue reading

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Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got penicillin in my tummy

Last year the American Royal Society of Chemistry requested “retch-inducing neglected workplace coffee cups” to mark the 75th anniversary of the discovery of penicillin. I think I'll wash my work tea mug in the morning.

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Excuse me, you seem to be shedding

Don't you hate it when you walk into a public toilet (to use the facilities) and find other people's pubic hairs? Is it that they don't notice that they're dropping right there on the seat? Little black curly hairs on … Continue reading

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Aren't they a lovely shade of white?

Having just returned from Russell and April's wedding (a lovely event, if a long time coming), I must now keep a promise/threat. I therefore inflict you all with a picture of Matt's (never before seen) legs: No, despite temptation, I … Continue reading

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Back, back, forward, heavy-punch, vroooooom

Modern cars have computers, computers have software, and software has easter eggs (hidden features with little or no purpose). I guess it was only a matter of time, but the BMW M3's sequential manual gearbox has an actual easter egg. … Continue reading

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Naked, tattooed hobbits (and other fashionable delights)

Fashion is a funny thing. Those that know me understand that my idea of fashion is to choose a look and just ride out the changes. Eventually fashion will catch up to wherever I am. Long hair is out, long … Continue reading

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