Monthly Archives: April 2004

If I said I wasn't annoyed, I'd be line

Things you wouldn't have known if I hadn't pointed them out #14,453: If I'd only waited a few more minutes, that last post would have been tomorrow, and the nice little diagonal on the calendar wouldn't have been messed up. … Continue reading

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IKEA: it's Swedish for "laugh all you want, we're got more money than you"

You know, there's a reason that Ingvar Kamprad, founder of IKEA, has now surpassed Bill Gates as the richest man in the world. You don't get rich for just making crummy operating systems or chairs. No, you need to come … Continue reading

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My daughter, political genius

This morning my daughter proved her intelligence by pointing at the television and getting very excited at the monkey on the news. Normally, this sort of behaviour wouldn't be indicative of intellect or insight, but in this case the monkey … Continue reading

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I know my chicken; you got to know your chicken

Normally I wouldn't link to a viral marketing campaign, but this is the weirdest way to sell a product I've ever seen. It freaks me out that they spent this much time putting it together. I've spent far too long … Continue reading

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Need for Unreal Tournament Speed Underground 2004

I'd like to thank my brothers for giving me a really cool game for my birthday. I would, however, like to request that the next time they give me a fun and addictive game to play, they don't do it … Continue reading

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