Monthly Archives: May 2004

Somewhere, some television executives are discussing ideas for a new hit show… Okay guys, we need some ideas. Give me some ideas. We could remake an old show? Great idea, Larry. So what shows do we like? What was that … Continue reading →

Sometimes scientists make mistakes and label species as extinct when they are really not. Perhaps the most astounding example of this is the White Island volcano crater in New Zealand, currently inhabited by a lone, pink dinosaur (pinkosaurus plasticus). While … Continue reading →

A recent robot protest has brough the plight of robot workers everywhere to the media's attention. It's about time those poor robots got a break. Increase robot minimum wage! Reduce working hours and add additional oil breaks!

Things learned this morning: Always look in the shower before reaching in and turning the water on. Cats seem to run fastest when wet (this deserves further research at some point). Pulling a wet cat out from under a piece … Continue reading →