Oops, it seems that I missed the actual day, but this blog has been running for three years. Running is obviously a fairly loose description for the sporadic updates, bad jokes and broken engine behind it all, but do not fear; soon all will change. You see, my lord, I have a cunning plan…

Spot the slight typo:

The platypus just keeps getting weirder. Unlike most mammals, instead of two chromosomes for sex determination, the platypus has ten (either XXXXXXXXXX or XYXYXYXYXY). Just to make things more interesting, one of the X chromosomes seems to contain avian genes.

Seriously, how weird can one animal get? Did they let the work experience kid design this one?

It's a sad, sad day when even Microsoft are admitting that the first step to improving your Windows security is to throw away Windows.

Sometimes I forget what a weird world we live in. Someone not only thought that a glowing LED toilet seat was a good idea, but also that people out there would be desperate to own one:

You'll be one of the first who owe a phaenomenal LED-toilet-seat.

No, no I won't. You might also want to work on your translation and spelling there. Thanks for playing, though.