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Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004Honest, I only eat it to stop the coughing.
Archive for November, 2004
The Northern Territory is a very odd place
Monday, November 15th, 2004How exactly do you steal an entire bridge, let alone do it without anyone noticing?
For bonus marks: why?
“All I can say is: 'Who are the bastards that have flogged our bridge?'”
I suspect a lot of alcohol was involved.
Looks familiar, doesn't it?
Friday, November 12th, 2004Yeah, I've been there too.
Two weeks
Thursday, November 11th, 2004It looks like something out of Total Recall (but without the Governator, obviously) and most people aren't worried about being bombarded with X-rays. No, they're worried that someone might get to see their pee-pee or similar, gender-nonspecific naughty bits.
Me? I'm worried that a voluntary scan is going to give people confidence that no one will blow up their aeroplane. Why don't we just ask each person “are you a terrorist and/or relation of Osama?” We could even automate it — “push this button if you're a bad guy” (with a big red button, connected directly to a 10,000V power source).