Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum.

Or maybe coffee.

So it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day, and this year I have my very own Captain Feathersword eye patch. I arrived home last night to find that Carolyn and Elysha had made patches for everyone. Last-minute patch deliveries to the Spann household ensured that Romilly (and Billy) (and Debs) (and Cary) would be prepared for the plank-walking, keelhauling silliness of the day.

Have I mentioned how much I love my life at the moment?