It looks like you’re trying to deal with Windows 8 frustration

Kurt: It seems that Windows has the same success pattern as Star Trek movies.
Lionfire: Microsoft should hire J J Abrams?
Kurt: This is my point exactly.
Lionfire: Windows 9: Lensflare Edition
Kurt: If it details how Clippy’s home planet is destroyed, it should be wildly popular.
Lionfire: It looks like you’re trying t-OH MY GOD!