While I've never been all that interested in economics and stocks, I don't ever remember market reports being like this: naked women stripping as they read the day's market news and commodity prices. I suppose it's about the only way to make that sort of thing interesting. Not that I'd watch something like that, of course. Nope, not me.

The one quote from the article that really worries me is “But it is very tame, it's only R rated.” Can you imagine an X rated market report?! Oh… you can? Excuse me while I go write a business proposal.