I receive a lot of spam. A lot of it. I have spam filters on my spam filters, and I still can't quite filter it all out. Sometimes, it's worth reading though. Not for the stupid things they're selling, but just because it's so funny.

The titles are often the silliest. They try everything: “You never called me back last night!!!” (the do-I-know-you method), “V*agra Has Some STIFF Competition” (the trying-to-be-funny-but-failing method), “Horny Blowjob Site” (the direct method), “helpful septic tank info…………” (the ewwwwww method), “URGENT Time:3:03:58 AM” (the weird-techie-stuff method), “Leon, don't be a turtle” (the surreal method), or perhaps “BIN LADEN DARTBOARD!!!!” (the falling-off-the-chair-laughing method).

To top it all off, I just received spam from Yahoo that started: “Dear NULL,“. I think your scripts need some more work, Yahoo, but thanks for the laughs.