Since no one knows where Bin Laden is hiding, America's Most Wanted has thoughfully provided us with some composites of what Osama might look like in disguise. This seems to imply that he might be on American soil as you read this. Perhaps he's even here in Australia, masquerading as an Aborigine and recruiting koalas for his evil plans.

I can't help but notice that his nose changes size and shape in some of the different images. He's obviously a lot smarter and more devious than we thought.