Always looking for a new way to exploit women and make a buck, plastic surgeons have starting performing an operation to physically stop blushing. They simply use keyhole techniques to go in and snip some nerves at the base of the neck. Oh yes, I'm sure this is the best way to deal with this:

One downside to the operation is that patients will no longer sweat on their face. This is because the autonomic nerves that control sweating are the same as those that control blushing and will have been cut.

I have a terrible habit of kicking my little toes on things; perhaps I should have them surgically removed. In fact, I bump my shoulders into door posts a lot too. I guess they're too wide. I'll just have them remove my collar bones!

I think I'll have them leave my sense of sacasm intact, though.