Sometimes, I'm just not sure what to say about a story. If ever there was an argument for why people should keep to their own business, this has got to be it.

On an only slightly related note (I'll leave it up to the reader to guess what this has to do with sex dolls), here's a list of all the ways “Britney Spears” is misspelled on Google. Once again, the Interwebnet proves that Britney fans are society's lowest common denominator.