Technology has given us a great many things: fire, the wheel, underground sewerage systems, microwave ovens, Quake and now Hokey Spokes. Not only will these wonderful devices make your bike more visible from the side, but you can impress your friends with funky patterns and even text messages. Apparently, multiple Hokey Spoke blades can be put onto a wheel, synchronising design and timing with each other via infrared signals.

Technology has reached its pinnacle. We may now stop inventing and rest in the knowledge that we can create nothing cooler than Hokey Spokes.