It seems strange that sports news makes headlines, but geeky quantum physics breakthroughs are hardly mentioned in the press. In order to redress this, I've decided to mention the new version of the Heisenberg uncertainty principle formulated and published this month. Apparently it not only provides an exact form of the uncertainty, but enables a direct derivation of Schrodinger's equation.

You know what that sound is? That's the sound of 90% of this blog's audience walking out. Oh well… they don't know what they're missing.