NASA has just announced that their scientists have discovered hidden ice reservoirs under the surface of Mars. More recent news seems to indicate that there is also huge, alien machinery embedded into the icy caverns. It is theorised that if we can just find the right action hero to activate the machinery, we will be able to create a breathable atmosphere, thereby saving the mutants from asphyxiation and leaving Mars with a lovely blue sky.

Oh, wait… maybe that was a movie.