Having sliced the end of my right thumb on a cheesegrater last night, I now have a great appreciation those poor creatures that lack a fully useable, apposable thumb. Given this temporary failure of my right thumb and that I have little or no ability with my left hand, I shall have to cancel today's planned world domination.

Apologies to anyone this inconveniences; I promise to conquer and render you as my slaves as soon as my thumb heals.