If you thought that watching Avril Lavigne's “performance” and interview on Rove last week was the most horrific-car-crash-just-can't-look-away-like thing your eyes could ever see, then you really don't want to know that they're planning a movie based on the song “Sk8er Boi”.

…the feature will focus on the two teens from different backgrounds and the social constraints in which they find themselves.

Hey, it worked for Shakespeare, right? Add some slow motion fight scenes directed by John Woo and it can't go wrong. We can only hope that it doesn't involve a koala. Or Avril.