I wonder if it'll be friends with me?

We've all heard about the exploding whale, but I know you all want too see pictures. You're just that sort of audience, I can tell. So, here you go: pictures of exploded whale guts. I'm glad I'm not the one cleaning that mess up.

My beautiful wife just walked past and wanted me to include some nice comment about her, though I'm not sure she understood that the topic of this post was exploded whale guts. I guess it's easy to say she's more attractive, and definitely not as smelly. I don't think she's ever exploded across the streets of an asian city, either.

I'm going to get in big trouble for this later.