Following my current them of embarrassing my friends through use of my camera, here are three things learned over the weekend:

• Buttercup's easter Bilby Kids buns, containing no fruit or peel, are the whitest substance known to mankind:
• Buttercup's easter Bilby Kids buns that have been placed under the grill for 20 or 30 minutes are the blackest substance known to mankind:
• Brett can neither choose snacks nor cook them (but we like him anyway)