Okay, so you're pretty cool. No… wait… you're the coolest. You need the world to know just how cool you are. How unique. How distinctive. How… wait… you can't afford a car to kit out?

That's okay, you can just kit out your bike with that “down low glow”. Hook up a pumpin' deck, add a rear spoiler and an intake for your… er… engine, and you'll be the envy of everyone on your block. Or something.