Thanks to my swearing cat’s fateful stumble this evening, I am now stuck pondering a question that could shake one of the most important industries of our time to its very foundations: what percentage of Google ad clicks are caused by bumbling felines?
I never click on ads, and neither does Carolyn, so I believe this makes the click-through rate for my household 100% cat induced. Someone, somewhere paid for my grumpy cat to sit on this keyboard. Someone, somewhere just received a share of payment that they did not truly deserve (as I do not believe that Arwen bears any true interest in a degree from the University of Phoenix).
Does Google take this number into account? Is this something they have researched? Or have I perhaps stumbled on the cats’ sinister plans to bring about the downfall of our corrupt and heathen (non cat-worshipping) society?
I don’t have a cat so feline induced ad clicks 0%
However I like clicking on Google ads, if I have a choice between a normal google link to where I need to go, or an ad to the same URL, I’ll click the ad every time. Maybe it’s some deep dark twisted flaw in my personality that compels me to spend other peoples money on ads that I have no interest in other than there clicky goodness… or maybe not…
Wow what’s with the… what would I call that… (Pink and white spinning wheel of death perhaps???) next to my name?
That’s because you’re special 🙂
(and because you don’t have a gravatar)