Today was April Fools, and it was filled with the usual collection of fake news stories, but not all the wacky news stories are fakes. It seems that Morocco has offered the US monkeys trained to detonate land mines and Sadam Hussein was once given the key to the City of Detroit.

I was going to make up some fake news for April Fools, but how can you compete with things like that? How can I possibly compete with a world of exploding monkeys and dictators that can let themselves into any home in Detroit?