I have now experienced true boredom. Yesterday I signed up with Centrelink to stop myself from going broke while I look for work. The first step in this process is the most brain-numbingly boring seminar known to mankind. I believe the ancient Egyptians actually used it as a form of torture. Luckily, they soon realised just how evil that was and switched to simply pouring scarab beetles into their victims' ears and watching while the little critters snacked on cerebal cortex. We can only hope that Centrelink makes a similar discovery.

So, if you're looking for a computing geek with strong problem solving and programming skills, drop me an email and ask for a resume. You too can employ the part of my brain not destroyed by Centrelink's torture devices.