If there's one things I've learned from the Interwebnet, it's that the world is full of wackos. According to one of these wackos, John Lennon was murdered by Stephen King, as organised by Nixon and Reagan. The evidence is astoundingly unconvincing. In fact, the vast majority of his argument is that if you circle random words on a newspaper page, you can make a sentence.

Another wonderously evidence-lacking conspiracy theory states that reptilian aliens are currently controlling our society from their underground tunnels. Someone has been watching way too many reruns of V.

Don't feel bad for those wackos, though, because there are plenty of others out there to keep them company. For example, this wacko has a scientific proof that God exists as a curvature of space-time. That's right, not only does he prove that God exists, but he also proves that God is caused by gravity:

Thus, what we have discovered is that God is caused by the Einstein Curvature Tensor, and that Einstein's celebrated Field Equation is actually the mathematical equation of God. Einstein's Theory in other words, is the explicit mathematical proof of God, and the mathematical proof that God is caused by Gravity.

Today's lesson: just because someone can use a lot of big words and greek, squiggly letters, doesn't mean he's got any idea what he's talking about.