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I can't say that any of my maths exams were ever quite this interesting. A teacher invigilating a mock exam decided to surf some porn on his laptop. Sure, this isn't something most of us would do, but he thought he could get away with it. After all, invigilating exams is one of the most boring tasks in the known universe.

The problem came about when the teacher realised that he'd left the laptop connected to a screen that the students could see. Now that's what I call a great career move.

My favourite line from the story? “Mr Jowett is currently on sick leave.” Unfortunately, it didn't say if the students scored any better than usual.