Yesterday I had lunch with a few friends. One of these friends was back here in Australia, visiting from Dubai. Having not seen him in months, the second thing out of his mouth (after “hello”) was “why haven’t you been updating your blog?”

Oh dear.

While I was wondering what to write here, I saw that the Quick Links section was broken. It’s been dead for over two weeks, and no one noticed.

Oh dear, oh dear.

Welcome, my friends, to the unkempt world of The Lost Realm.