Yesterday on the radio, I heard about a modern style of dance known as Krumping. Immediately, I realised that these young individuals were being misled by a great evil. “Krumping” or, as it should be spelled, Crumping is obviously some form of Crump worship.

You’ve never heard of a Crump? Romilly once again comes to the rescue of we, the uninformed. You see, she has first-hand experience with Crumps. There was one in her bedroom at 3am a month or so ago.

Here is what a Crump looks like:

Please note the horrible, staring eyes, and the many hundreds of legs.

If I saw one of those in my bedroom, I certainly wouldn’t feel like dancing.